Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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