Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
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