We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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