If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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