508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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