And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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