Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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