covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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