I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I would ride that face into the sunset
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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