Absence makes the cock grow harder.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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