the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Randomize
