One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
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