Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Enjoy the penises
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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