If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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