I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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