Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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