I bet he comes in French.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
did i walk over a car last night?
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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