and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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