I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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