What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
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maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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