I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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