so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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