Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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