break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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