Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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