They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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