Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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