So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
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The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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