his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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