i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
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