What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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