is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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