he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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