i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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