Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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