sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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