Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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