I got chris browned last night
from now on my penis is your penis
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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