You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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