Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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