After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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