Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Randomize
