She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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