so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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