All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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