Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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