His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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