If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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