no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
