Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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