Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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