Three words: puerto rican gang bang
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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